CHINESE WEDDING PART 2

How do i say this in english ?? We went to the room to make fun of the couple. It like a must in chinese wedding . But here .. we end up silly looking and pissing drunk. This is the couple suite. Onli took the living room pic. U know how stupid the hotel?? The balcony door is locked. Cannot go out and see the view. Anyway, This hotel no view too .........

Ok, He is ready to strip for us ... Sorry.. no pic for the rest .. It onli for us ...

This gentleman fall asleep as soon his ass touch the chair ...........

May and slash .. NO .. NO ... They are not couple loh .. Yes .. used to be together ..........

Me 60% gone .......... Wat we finsih up ?? prob like 1 1/2 bottle of martell .. Not to mention the beer and red wine we had earlier on .... How i get home ?? I dun know .... It was freaking raining the whole day loh ........