WOMEN MUST KNOW ENGLISH

One day, an Ang Moh from USA felt he needed to go to a toilet at KLIA.
So he looked for one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
As he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him. :)
She asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA, she has to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),
The Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Now, Now, Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted sex with him, so he stripped the lady and forced on her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay),
And the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN! TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll begentlera bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,"TOLONG!TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 7 inches."