Wednesday, August 30, 2006

CONGRATULATION ...............

Hei, This was create for a colleague who be leaving our 'gang' soon .. Good for u .... Leave us here to suffer ... Now i have to recruit new member to join our 'gang'... All the best to u ya.. do come for our 'gang' monthly gathering if u can ....

爱情电影

是虚构的电影却看到泪翻滚,
如果爱不那么深结局是不是就不会相认,
在别人的剧本编自已的缘份,
如果爱要我牺牲,我不怕梦里沉沦或变笨,
换成我在爱情的角色里再孤单再多余我也不全忘记入戏,
换我在是这个世界里再空虚再别离不到落幕不会离去,
爱上你天天天天思念你忘忘忘自已再不要人和我对戏,
爱若让人患上记忆,
只因此生此景有你.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Points to ponder .....

Those who are still single may learn something from here....
Those who are already married may take it as a guideline to improve your marriage....
DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?

During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question? She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?"
I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?"
In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"

Let me answer this question because the chances are Good that it's weighing on your mind.

Here's the answer. EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in lovewith your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, andliked their idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was acompletely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" inlove...

Because it's happening TO YOU.

People in love sometimes say, "I was swept off my feet." Think aboutthe Imagery of that __expression. It implies that you were juststanding there; doing nothing, and then something came along and appened TO YOU.

Falling is love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.

But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It'sthe natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome(when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of beingcute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic differencebetween the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller oreven angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on theeuphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire thatexperience with someone else. This is when marriages breakdown. Peopleblame their spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment.

Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelityis the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, afriendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances.

But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It lies within it.

I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. Youcould and TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a Few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):

THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON; IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER just happen to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to"make" it day in and day out. That's why we have the __expression "thelabor of love."

Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.

Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specificthings you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your marriage.

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity),there are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet andexercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause andeffect. If you know and apply the laws, the results arepredictable...you can "make" love.

Love in marriage is indeed a "decision"... Not just a feeling!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

SPG ...........

Ang moh: I want to get this blue tee ...
Spg : This blue is ugly ....
Ang moh: I want to buy .....

If it was me who is the Ang moh , the version of this joke will change ...........

Me: I want to get this blue tee ...
Spg : This blue is ugly ...
Me: U are ugly too, and i m with u ......

YES, I m that evil ... if u have see her face.. prob u understand .. firstly, the any moh is ugly and fat .. she is alright looking and with a fat ass... yes, she speak with a slang .. but it so obvious that she got it because she slept with him and not because she stay overseas .. wat worse was that, her friend was equally ugly too and hahaha ....... speak with a slang.. prob she slept with him too .... I got no problems with Spg.. but pls dun try that by having a ang moh as a bf will make u a ang moh ..... Just can't stand these spg ... always trying so hard.. I do have friends with ang moh bf but they dun behave like this...
It been a lousy day for me... was very very tired and stone at work .. keep on folding and folding ... of course , to answer stupid questions... How idiot it would be when 2 idiots trying to buy some items with thai baht ???? HELLOW, Did u know that u are in singapore ??????

Saturday, August 26, 2006

PRADA IS FOR THE DEVIL ....


YES, I do strongly agree that devil wears prada ... It represent wat the devil reli want .. SEXY,SMART,STRONG AND SOPHISATE ... The 4C .. hahaha ... I have to admit that i m a sucker for Prada ..... I have the bag, pouch , wallet , i collect the key chain .. and even the pencil case .. Oops, i used when i was in secondary scholl.. That how vain i m. Went to catch the movie just now .. it was funny .. i love Meryl streep and Anne hathaway .. of course, all the beautiful clothes, shoes and bags by all the fablous designer .. not to mention ,Prada , Chanel etc ..etc .... I love the way anne wear her Chanel boots .... SEXY ......... I had read the book b4 i catch the movie.. and been looking forward to watch in .. I m glad that i did .. Was upset with my hair cut .. it was way to short to my liking ... SIGH, I hate having hair that short .. but i had to admit that i feel much cooling now without the long tail behind me.. kind of miss it ..... Countdown for my next paycheck in.. i m broke liao .....


KILL ME ..........

I been working from 10am till 12am today .. My mind is not working now .. My body is aching .. It suck .. bascially, this week i got no f$%^ing life at all ... Just hope that it been appreciated by Mdm A ...... Finally, i m going for a haircut .... I need it badly ... I want my life back ....... "snob" ... "snob" .....

Thursday, August 24, 2006

GOING BACK TO SCHOOL ......

I been waking up at 6:30am for the past few days. Cause i have to be at work by 9am .. thought tomolo be a day for me to sleep late ..and i had to wake up at 7:30am ...... due to some commitment at work . i m like going back to school..got to wake up that early .. feeling freaking tired .. pimples growing all over my face and i m having ulcer inside my mouth ... it so painful . SIGH,i need a haircut badly .. i feel like a jungle now.. so long and hot ..and i feel ugly .. i just wish that i can wear a cap to work everyday ........
A devil wearing heel was trying to tahnk us today for helping her out yesterday .
but it sound so fake and insincere ..GUESS WAT?? She mention that she unable to help her cause she was busy with our stuff ......... Wat the f$%^ is this?? I m clueless abt it ......

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

BLIND???

Some ppl are born blind, some ppl choose to be blind.
Some ppl are born to be smart, some ppl choose to be stupid.
I believe as a head of a brand, i m sure with yr experience and working .. u will be able to lead and show good example . But it sad that u choose to be stupid and blind in order to protect a bitch.Wat can i say??
U saw it with yr own eyes, u choose not to see it.
U heard it with yr own ear, u choose not to listen to it....
U take it that we are jealous of her, u choose to believe wat u think .......
With so many good staff resigning , dun u think it time for u to wake up and treat us fairly ..... prob u wont admit too.. cause u are blind and deaf ..

SHOPPING THERAPY ...........



I went to salvation army at Upper Bukit Timah today .... Thought that i could find some cool stuffs there .. i was disappointed ..... onli brought a story book.. i think i m NUT ................... Went to meet Nini for dinner today .. was kind of piss with work .. so decided to buy this bag below to make myself happy .. I was having a tough decision between the pink adidas or this ... Nini told me to get this instead ....... Cool, I got a new bag to use tomolo ..YES, I m a sucker for bag ... So gals, u know wat to buy for my birthday liao .. I won't say no to a LV or prada .. Dior or Hermes is my fav too .. hahaha ............. Mr Tk, i m still waiting for my bag ...........

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

WOMEN'S POWER PART 2







This is wat happened to my store over the weekend ... Women's power huh .... U can imagine how crazy all this women was .. prob it a bit unfair here to blame them cause i didn't put up the pics on the men side .. but it was not as bad as this .... this suck .. That all i can say .... Me and my staff were having a hard time folding them back ... it took us 2 days to finish up .....

Monday, August 21, 2006

So wat ???

Wat a stupid bitch for begin so jealous of other ppl winning??
So wat the f@#$ that u are a big store??
So wat the f@#$ that they think u are the best??
So wat the f$%# that they think u can work??
Dun forget that u are a bloody bitch,narrow minded,great actress,selfish bitch and a chao ah lian.
We deserve to win ...
we win with our hard work and not acting ......
we win because we dun suck ball .....

新不了情

心若倦了
泪也干了
这份深情难舍难了
曾经拥有
天荒地老
已不见你
暮暮与朝朝
这一份情
永远难了
原来时还能再度拥抱
爱你的人
如何死守到老
怎样面对一切
我不知道
回忆过去
痛苦的相思忘不了
为何你还来拨动我心跳
爱你怎么能
今夜的你应该明了
愿难了情难了
Happened to listen to this song earlier on the tv.. it was a very beautiful love song for the movie 'ever lasting love' by anita yuen.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

WOMEN'S POWER

SIGH ..................
I was suppose to upload some pics here to prove wat i m going to write.My store was in a huge mess over the weekend when we were having a further deduction on the garment ..... My shelves were turn upside down by all the cust ...... It was a horrible sight ... i been sitting infront of my pc and trying to download the pic ... it keep saying it done .. but i dun seem to see anyway .. anyway, i m tired liao .. will try again tomolo ............ It just suck .. this is not the first time i m having problems when i want to download pics ........... nothing special happened over the weekend .. was busy working and working and working .. and yes, i had to spend my time over the phone to explain to idiot .... it suck .... tomolo there be a company function in the morning .... Gosh, how early must i wake up just for this shit???? have they ever think of my welfare ?? I need my beauty sleep leh .... Pimples are grown all over my space due to the stress and dust at my work place .. it suck ........... can't wait for my holiday in oct ...

Thursday, August 17, 2006

承认

承认吧对我还有好多感觉
只是你不敢再亏欠
要不就这样算了吧
就这样散了吧
至少你不会辜负了她
这些我都从无埋怨先
给爱的人并不可怜
早知道最后的结局
多落的分离
我是有理由不死心塌地
我当然不恨你
也从来不怨你
会试着不想你
虽然是曾经也是唯一
若要忘记两三年就可以
我打算不见你也决计不寻你
也已经不想你
只要是偶尔回首过去
在记忆里还有甜蜜
能这样就可以
承认吧对我还有好多感觉
只是你不敢再亏欠
我看就这样算了吧
就这样散了吧
至少你不会辜负了
她这些我都从无埋怨
先给爱的人并不可怜
早知道最后的结局
多落的分离
谁又该傻得去死心塌地
我当然不恨你
也从来不怨你
会试着不想你
虽然是曾经也是唯一
若要忘记狠下心就可以
我打算不见你也决计不寻你
会从此不想你只要是偶尔回首过去
在记忆里还有甜蜜能这样就可以
我当然不恨你也从来不怨你
也已经不想你虽然是曾经也是唯一
若要忘记狠下心就可以
我打算不见你也决计不寻你
不愿意再想你
只要是偶尔回首过去
在记忆里还有甜蜜
能这样就可以

TK, This song is for u ... read thru them ... it just shown how yr feeling are ..mayb i m wrong.. mayb i m right .. tell me abt it ......

I was trying to put up some movies poster here from the movie 'Lanyu'. it seem to be so fuck up .. always got error ... sigh ... already got the pics and story ready liao ...... anyway, u guys prob will see more chinese song been post in my blog lately.. not that i m lazy to blog .. is just that it might reflect how my feeling are and prob the somg be best to represent it .... i m so sorry for the non chinese fan that read my blog ... if u can't understand chinese .. do get yr friends to translate for u ......... My day suck big today .. dun wish to blog abt it ... terrible is all i can say ... suck ..it SUCK ..................

MY LITTLE RASCAL .................

little rascal
Piggy yang ...
hugging my chip and dale ...
playing with my massage stick

你怎么舍得我难过

对你的思念是一天又一天
孤单的我还是没有改变
美丽的梦何时才能出现
亲爱的你好想再见你一面
秋天的风一阵阵的吹过
想起了去年的这个时候
你的心到底在想些什么
为什么留下这个结局让我承受
最爱你的人是我
你怎么舍得我难过
在我最需要你的时候没有说一句话就走
最爱你的人是我
你怎么舍得我难过
对你付出了这么多你却没有感动过

This is one of my fav song.It was the from the movie 'LANYU'. The song been awhile for quite sometime.And the director decided to use the song.I can't remember when the last time i shed a tear but this song will never bring me to tear.It make me remember of the movie how the love between them had to end so sadly and how lanyu waited for him for so long.That is wat i called ' TRUE LOVE' ...............................................

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

一笑而过

不要把脸藏在月光背后
有谁在意我们的生活
坐在安静角落
该为这一刻找个解脱
不要你眼里伪装的内疚该是自己幸福的时候
静静地想一想
谁会追求刻意的温柔
你伤害了我还一笑而过
你爱的贪婪我爱的懦弱
眼泪流过回忆是多余的
只怪自己爱你所有的错
你伤害了我还一笑而过
你爱的贪婪我爱的懦弱
眼泪流过回忆是多余的
刻骨铭心就这样的被你一笑而过
心碎千百遍任谁也无法承担
想安慰自己的语言

COMPLICATE ..........

K and Z are f$#% buddy.
K introduce J to Z.
J stay overnite in Z place.
J sleep with Z.
K know J sleep with Z.
K is upset cause he had feeling for Z.
But now, K sleep with J too .........
K had feeling for J too .......
K is upset that J been seeing Z ..........
K got no mood to work ............
K is upset ............. cause J didn't reply his sms .........
J is 7 yrs younger than K and Z is 21 yrs older than K ........

I was shocked when a close friend of mine shared this story with me. K is very close friend of mine. And i know that he always know what he want .. K never believe in love. He been hurt by too many times. I m shocked that he is such a fool this time round. Althought age is never a problem in a relationship .... but this time round is just too far apart. wat make me sick was, a almost 50 yrs old guy is sleeping with a 20 yrs old man .... YUCKS ....... young man.. wake up .. he old enough to be yr father ...........I did mention to K b4 ... dun get too emotion attach to someone u fling or sleep with. A relationship won't bloom out just like that. If u have feeling for J in the first place.. Y intro to Z ?????

U CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE LOVE U ...
ALL U CAN DO IS TO BE SOMEONE WHO CAN BE LOVED,
THE REST IS UP TO THE PERSON TO REALIZE YOUR WORTH ,,,,,,,

K, learn to let go .. u will feel so much better ... I m sure u already have someone who worth u love ..................

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I'M UPSET ........

BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND THE RIGHT COL TEE TO WEAR.
BEACUSE I CAN'T FIND THE SIZES I WANT FOR THE PANT.......
BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND DUN F#$% ME ENOUGH ..........
BECAUSE I M FAT
BECAUSE I M SINGAPORE NEXT TOP MODEL .........
BEACUSE U ARE SO UGLY ...............................

The above is not truth.I m writing this because i got a complaint from a bitch today.She wrote a Email to my boss and said that i was rude, attitude, didn't talk to her and when she ask me for the after discount price.. I just shove the calculator in front of her after after pressing the amount.She is a regular cust and she won't want to buy again.She was very UPSET .....
Well, is there other things she should be upset about. Like her pet die, husband didn't f$%# her enough, lost of job or other important things ...... Is she blind?? Can't she bring a calculator out or just use the hp to check ?? Or that y she so upset because her phone dun have the function ??? Come more, I m sure u got beta things to be upset with.Anyway, this is not the first time i got complaint and how stupidly upset they are and would not buy from us again... But how many thousand times i would see the loitering around and buy when there is sale .... So can u be UPSET when yr husband is affair with a guy rather than this small matter???? Dun worry, I won't seduce yr husband .. prob he be UPSET when i reject him but he more UPSET to have u this bitch as a wife ..... Complaints all u want .. i dun care .... U dun bitch with me .. cause u are fucking ugly ........

PS: To u Mrs Jessie Goh , lucky that our surname is one alphabet different .. if not, it be a shame to be belong to the same family as u ..... U WHORE ...........

As usual, No bitches is being harm for the above blog.. except that the Evil queen is out to F$%# u upside down ................................

Monday, August 14, 2006

U SHOP TOO MUCH ............

SIGH .... I was scolded for shopping too much ... 'da yuen yuen" was helping me with my laundry and when he realise that my cupboard is too full to stuff in the rest of my tee .. he started to get grumpy. He said that i shop too much liao .. cause abt 3 mths back, we just clear some tee and donate it away and now it start to get fill up again ........... SIGH ............. i didn't realised that i brought that much of tee for the last 3 mths . I dun think that i have that much too .... I swear that i didn't have that much .... YES, I did managed to find another space for the rest ..... well, mayb it time for me to revamp my cupboard again ... But i seriously didn't shop that much ... ............. It best i shop now.. so that i could spend shop more in bangkok .. I shall make a list wat i want this time now .......

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I'M FUCKING EVIL ..

TAI TAI LIFE ...........

Miss L asked me one question yestersday.... "Do u spend yr own money or his money?" , I answer " my own money" .............. The things is that the impress i given ppl is that i m a tai tai that spend my " Da yuen yuen" money .. but hei, i work and support myself .. and spend my own money to pamper myself once a while .. I know that i m a shopholic .. YES .. I admit that i m one .... and i know i need treatment soon .... but, it can't be help .. i love beautiful things ...... It a hobby to keep beautiful things ....... It not easy to be a tai tai .. especially a working tai tai .... I can't be shopping all the times right .. so i got to work and keep myself busy ... and to earn money for my shopping habit .. in a way, u all ppl should be happy .. at least i know where to get the cheaper lobang for u all and i know where can i unique stuff?? of course, with all my discount cards, u won't have to worry when u all shop with me ......
But i have to say, shopping in singapore is boring .. i will go crazy if i m in bangkok, paris or new york. Kl is not longer my fav place .. but i will still go because of their local designer .. HK is only for Disneyland and the beautiful harbour scene .. Of course, the winter time .. Bangkok is my all time fav ... Now i can't wait for my next trip .........
I'm staying in today .. sister coming over for dinner... be whipping up some home cooked food.. and to see my little cutsy nephew .. It a day for housework too .. so much laundry to do ... I have overspend this mth liao .. got to budget liao .......................

Friday, August 11, 2006

NEW YORK .. NEW YORK ..........





One of my favourite city in the world ...it where ANTM come from ..Prada , DKNY , Sex and the city etc ..etc ....................
It be a place i want to visit if i can ... Any kind soul ???

Thursday, August 10, 2006

我会好好的............

到现在还是深深的深深的爱着你
是爱情的友情的都可以
那是我心中的幸福 我知道它苦苦的"

I'M ALMOST IN TEAR .........

I was watching the National's day parade on the tv just down. My tears nearly roll down. It bring back all the memories that i had during my National service times when i was in the parade.We had so much fun and laughter .. althought it burn away most of our weekend but it worth the trouble. ' Home' was the title for that year song .. Kit chan was the singer .. I heard her sung live .. but didn't get to see her performance .. The stage was behind us and we weren't allow to move ... At that time, we just want to get it over with so that we can have our long weekend ... I remember after the parade .. We will rush back to the camp and then we rush to go home ... I rememebr that i even go clubbing that day ...
Times passes so fast .. Kind of miss the time during my NS ..........

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

COUNTDOWN ....

Recently, I was transfer to another outlet to help out for 2 mths. It sound nice but i know i m going to clear shit for the bitch.YES, indeed .. i m clearing shit for her. I clear up 2 big bag of junk. I just dun understand how messy and dirty a gal can be?? pity whoever going to married her ......... her housekeeping fail badly ..... Finally today i receive the date that the shop be closing down .. so now i m going to countdown the days i b there.To thoso who been and work there ... u will know how shit the place is ???
My morale is getting lower as the days goes by ... i just dun have the mood to go there .... i felt so useless ... bascially there nothing for me to do expect answer stupid questions for stupid customers .......................
'' STOREWIDE 50% HUH??" " CAN CHECK STOCK?" " CAN I USE YR STOREROOM TO TRY?" .........................
Are singapore women so stupid??? eithere they are or just that they can't read .... worse if u have met thoso who want more discount .. HELLO, my father own the company.. i dun mind loh.. i will give u free .. pls pls pls.. dun act so cheapskate loh ....... it make me puke leh..
Today is National day ......... another war to go later at work .sigh ......

Monday, August 07, 2006

HUSBAND HAVING A AFFAIR ......

Wat would u do if yr husband having a affair?? This topic was asked during a outing recently.I answered that if watever the mistress have and i got it and more, i got nothing more to ask.As long he come back to me at night and spend his time well with the family. I can just close one eye and pretend nothing happened long it a no string attached relationship.Prob to have a perfect family is wat i always want ..... I m not suprised that most of my gf dun reli agree to it. To them, 1 to 1 is very important. They can't accept the fact that their man is having a affair and it should be them the one he love, coming to think ... Who fault it will be?? what make them turn to another woman ???
How many man can stay faithful?? I have came across men that still sleep around with others . I can't help but asking them wat make them do so. Their answer will be that their wives having some health problems and can't have sex. To them that so long there no feeling involved, it is ok. And they only do it during the time that they should be working so that their wives won't suspect anything. Smart or foolish ??? Wondering how their wives take it when they find out ???
I was telling them that if it was a women that their husband having having an affair with is ok but if it was a man, it would break their heart even deeper.... My advice ... learn to forgive and forget ... sometime it not their fault .. always keep clam and think back wat went wrong and have a face to face talk.U have the right to be angry ... but do find out wat the problems was??solve it ........ it not easy to find someone that willing to go thru with u down the year ....

PS: WOMEN GREATEST ENEMY IS NOT ANOTHER WOMEN BUT ANOTHER MEN ..............................

Saturday, August 05, 2006

JOKE OF THE WEEK ................

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!

Friday, August 04, 2006

U' R GETTING OLDER ........


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U ....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U ............
HAPPY BIRTHDAY .. HAPPY BIRTHDAY .....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U .......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U .. NINI ......................

PS: All the best to u and may u stay beautiful always ........

Horoscope Signs & Sexual Escapades

AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns. Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.

They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.

FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.

BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this.

AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am he's just not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.

AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!


PISCES (Feb 20 - March 20)
Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you! One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything

PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit flighty. But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!

PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner.

FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge

BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!

ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud and domineering! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!

ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your name the next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)
Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness. When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world.

FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable.

BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"

TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he LOVES making up! He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.

TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.


GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)
Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for. They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex.

FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to.

BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new ideas

GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.

GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine. Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles.


CANCER (June 22 - July 23)
Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!

FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed!

BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tenderness about him. If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll dowhatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate. Compliments and kissing will win her over.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going. Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her. It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time!


LEO (July 24 - August 23)
Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.

FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring or perhaps you can use them both together!

LEO MALE IN BED
You are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to your next Lioness!

LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw sex.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on Leo's back. Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!


VIRGO (August 24 - September 23)
Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido.

FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!

VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get you into the habit of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?

VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all times!!


LIBRA (September 24 - October 23)
Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you exactly what they want.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly.

LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but taming him is a nightmare!

LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay?


SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22)
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied! The only thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't piss her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.


SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 23)
God of money, luck and good times between the sheets. Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! If you happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next!

SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He LOVES doing it, and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded sexuality? She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place!


CAPRICORN (December 23 - January 20)
Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by money. Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!

FAVE POSITION:
Spooning - Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.

BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat.

CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too. BUT you can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.

CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

I'M SO FAT NOW ...............

Gosh, I been eating a lot ... Monday nite was kelly's birthday .... we went to Olive tree at Intercontinental Hotel for a good buffer dinner ... I cant believe that we ate from 7:3pm till 10pm ..... Wat i should be proud of is that i peel my own prawns this time round.. 'Da yuen yuen' would be proud of me .. HAHAHAH ... So glad that everyone had a good time .. after that we went to 'The Lounge' at the hotel for a drink .. Cool place ... only regret that i didn't take much pics for it .. prob all of us are tired and full to move around ....... Back home abt 1:30am after sending xiaoli and Miss L home...
It was my off day today... had a few errands to run .. but wat piss me off is that some bitches had to create trouble for me even thought that she is not around .. wat the F%^# ????? Cant she get it, I m not somebody that she can mess Around with .. wat she trying to prove here ??? I m just wondering was she a dumb blond in disguise??? U freaking b#%$^ ......................... Get yr skinny black ass off here ........
I spend a bomb again ... went to Arab st and found this cool shop that sell a lot of nice charms .... brought a few to fix a necklace myself... If i got to plus wat i brought in chinatown on monday ..... I prob brought abt $ 80 worth of charms .... mind u that thoso charms i brought in chinatown is all vintage pcs ya .......... I was so piss ... remember that bermuda i brought in topman last friday?? It on further deduction now... f%$& 50% off ............. Damn it ... i m freaking piss ........ cause it still got my size ........ ARRaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Met Nini for dinner .. her birthday this coming sat ..... Went to sanur restaurant for dinner ... SEE ... That y i told u i m fat now ... I been eating non stop ....... Going for the zap zap later .........
We went to walk around orchard after dinner ... was trying to rush home for project runaway .... I love wat chloe design .... it simple, style and elegant.I have to admit that Santino design was 1 of the best ...... i love the colour too ...... Watever it is.. I know my chloewill win .... Can't wait for the final .. btw, ANTM is coming ... Wow ... can't wait to see it too .... Sigh, i m a telly junkie .......

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

COUGH COUGH ..PLS GO AWAY ...

I'm still having my cough ... seem pretty bad ... I'm sure i m fine this morning till a stupid bitch spoiled it. Althought this blog is for me to vent all my anger by writing it out .. But i think i rather just let it go this time .. I'm sick and tired of repeating it again ... It doesn't worth my afford to b angry over it.. But hope she realise that i m not someone that she should mess around with ... HEI, To u bitch .. Stop fucking around too much and cause u to be Sick .......
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